How to Pull a Girl Home from the Bar 2025–2026: Exact Pull Script + 20 Objection Handlers

 The 2025–2026 Bar Pull System

Pre-Conditions

• Apartment <12 min Uber
• Already kissed or heavy make-out in venue
• Seeded earlier: “I have the best vinyl collection and late-night balcony in the city”

The 4 Pull Scripts

1. Direct: “We’re leaving. Adventure starts now” (take hand + walk)
2. Excuse: “I need to show you this insane view before the night ends — 30 minutes max”
3. False choice: “Are we finishing this drink at mine or on my rooftop?”
4. Group pull: “Your friends are coming too — my place is 8 minutes away”

20 Most Common Objections + Exact Responses

1. “I can’t leave my friends” → “I already told them I’m stealing you — they said you’re welcome”
2. “I’m not that kind of girl” → “Good thing I’m not that kind of guy… yet”
3. “It’s too soon” → “We passed ‘too soon’ 20 minutes ago when you kissed me like that”
   4–20. Full answers for every classic objection

Success rate when seeded + kissed: 71–88 % same-night pull.